Monday, January 31, 2011

In the Beginning - Homosexuality and Creation


From Uncyclopedia
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. Etc, etc, etc..." 
Adam and Eve had a whole lot of sex to create two children (both boys) who then had sex with each other (or possibly their mother) to create more children who then also had sex with each other. Nothing wrong there you understand... 
A boy saves a whole country by putting his finger in a Dyke [Editor's Note: we're surprised the dyke actually allowed this but if it is in the Bible then it has to be correct.] 
For thousands of years everyone carried on doing whomever they pleased especially the ancient Greeks who bummed each other silly largely because it was less effort than trying to talk a girl into doing it."

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Quotes

"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)

"If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!" - Anonymous