Coming to terms with your sexual orientation is difficult for most. Commencing today, we are publishing a series of tests to help you determine whether you really are gay, if it's just a phase or if maybe you're just weird. Whatever the case, this will help you find out (we think!).
"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)
"If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!" - Anonymous