Monday, December 24, 2012

The Night Before Christmas

Please resist the temptation to open your presents early. 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Reflections on Homophobia

The hopelessly confused world of the homophobe is revealed here in all its glory. 

Monday, December 3, 2012

Counting Down to Christmas - Ho Ho Ho!

It's that time of year again. He's making a list, he's checking it twice, if you don't get something naughty, you might get something nice. 

Christmas Sexy Graphics

Christmas Sexy Graphics

Christmas Sexy Graphics

Saturday, December 1, 2012

For Your Daily Fix of Facebook Status Updates

Tired of reading your lame friends' boring, whingey status updates on Facebook? Who cares what they had for breakfast or the latest picture of their cat uploaded from their iPhone? Ever wish you were in daily contact with people who can post brilliantly clever or exceptionally witty observations and insights along the lines of:
is as bored as a gay guy in a lesbian night club
All the hot guys are jerks, all the nice guys are ugly, and all the cute guys are gay…how is a girl to go on with life? 
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
Marriage is a civilized form of sexual life
True love is not the one that withstands years of separation, but years of relationship
There are three things women will never understand; Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood

Here's one we thought was quite saucy though you might want to avert your eyes now if you're under age, sensitive or unlikely to get the joke:
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

Here's another one that we quite liked, although it would work a lot better were it not for the fact that Gloria Gaynor was still alive the last time we googled her:
I woke last night to find the Ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed, At first I was Afraid I was petrified.

But enough silliness. We shall finish on this topic with some words of wisdom and sound advice to take with you:
Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference between you

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Monday, September 24, 2012

You're in the Army Now

And they say they don't want gays in the military. Funny, we would have thought that is the only reason anyone joined!

“Army Day – Crocodiles Keep Out” Cannon Towel Ads, 1943 | Retronaut:

'via Blog this'

Thursday, August 2, 2012

The Homoerotic Art of Henry Scott Tuke (1858-1929)

Henry Scott Tuke, (12 June 1858–13 March 1929), was a British visual artist; primarily a painter, but also a photographer. His most notable work was in the Impressionist style, and he is probably best known for his paintings of nude boys and young men.

These days that would be enough to get him arrested and possibly imprisoned. Back in his day however people were rather more relaxed about it - it would appear. Whatever about the historical context and modern day notions of political correctness, there is something strangely compelling about these works of art that cannot be dismissed or ignored.

Ruby, Gold and Malachite (detail)

Henry Scott Tuke - The Sun-bather, 1911

Source: Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons

Escorts and Casual Encounters

The world of escorts and casual encounters is explored in some detail on This includes aspects of the profession that are common to both female escorts and male escorts. On a subject like this we do not judge. Neither do we offer guidance nor advice. We simply suggest that you inform yourself.

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Friday, July 20, 2012

Hell for Gay People (Feels like Heaven)

The bad news is that, according to religious conservative types, you are all going to Hell for your heinous deviations. The good news is that, Hell is probably a bit like this. Makes sense when you think about it. At this stage its probably getting a bit overcrowded.

William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1825-1905) - Dante And Virgil In Hell (1850)
Dante And Virgil In Hell by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Monday, July 16, 2012

The World of Escorts on is a website that explores the world of escorts. Some might think that this pursuit is the sole preserve of straight people: but gay men have always known better.

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Monday, June 25, 2012

Gay Bath House Scene

A detail from the painting Bathers at San Niccolo by Domenico Cresti, called Passignano (1560–1638).

By Domenico Cresti (called Passignano) (1560–1638)
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Friday, June 15, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

Prison Homosexuality

For some gay men, the de-criminalisation of homosexuality would be viewed as a mixed blessing. 

THE PRISON LOTTERY naughty demotivational poster

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Naked Men - an illustrated guide

Of course, one of the advantages of homosexuality is that you should already have a working knowledge of your prospective partner's body - no need for a diagram to tell you what the various parts do. Having said that, if you are one of those fortunate souls lucky enough to look this good naked, you should bear in mind that not all male specimens are similarly endowed. (We just don't want you to set yourself up for a disappointment).

Naked human male with pubics

Naked human male body front anterior (annotated-en)

Source: Public domain via Wikimedia Commons

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

A Rough Guide to Being Gay

You're going to hell for it so you might as well get the best out of it. And you can forget about any notion of a reprieve. God sees everything, including what you do in the privacy of your own home. He's probably getting off on it in fact. Someone's got an eye for you!

Whether your in it for the long haul, or just a tourist you will find this presentation has answers to most of your questions. At very least you will learn the lingua franca. You might even find yourself talking like a gay by the end of it. Don't be surprised if your friends start finding you irritating though. That's just all part of being gay.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Hormones - they control everything we do

Melatonin is a naturally occurring hormone that is known to regulate sleep, as well as a range of bodily functions. It exerts a powerful antioxidant activity for example. Its potential for treating mood disorders, sexual dysfunction, cancer and drug addiction has been considered. It is primarily sought however as a cure for insomnia.

Melatonin is produced by the pineal gland, a small endocrine gland located in the centre of the brain. But while it occurs naturally in the human body, levels decrease as we get older. This leads some people to buy melatonin in dietary supplement form.

For some it is a kind of 'miracle drug'. It is regarded as particularly effective in treating sleep disorders and also possesses antioxidant properties. Because it occurs naturally it is not regarded as having seriously adverse side effects when administered properly. However persons seeking to buy melatonin would do well to seek expert professional advice first. Studies of its benefits and effectiveness as a treatment has shown results that tend to vary with each individual.

It is generally legal, in most countries, to buy melatonin - sometimes over the counter, in other cases only on prescription. If you do face local obstacles in obtaining it, you can always buy it online.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Prostitute or Spy

Opinions vary as to which profession ranks as being the oldest. As with topics of this nature however, the Equality Agenda is never far behind. A cursory glance through the pages of history tells with certainty that the escort industry has never been the exclusive domain of female escorts. Julius Caesar and Lawrence of Arabia are just two historical figures who either employed the services of, or perhaps were male escorts.

More about this fascinating history of escorts (if you choose to believe it) can be found at

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Thursday, April 5, 2012

War and Sex (as opposed to 'war on sex')

The male escort business was alive and thriving during the Napoleonic Wars. That is according to a website that explores the history of the escort business through the ages.

The Royal Navy in particular was hotbed of such activity; something probably only to be expected from an environment filled with seamen! It appears that while Britannia was ruling the waves, its decks was awash with demand for adult services of the type you might have thought you would only read about in the adult classifieds section of certain newspapers, magazines, websites, etc.

But really it is all just part of the logistics of war. Under the shroud of secrecy, conscious of the threat of heavy sanction, gay men - perhaps even heterosexual men denied an outlet for their natural sexual desires - somehow found the means to post their own adult personals, as a means to engage the companionship of those who were after all in the same boat.

For more on this fascinating and strange world visit - not that we necessarily endorse all that they are saying! Form your own conclusions.

Reference Material:

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Friday, March 30, 2012

Sex and the Ancients - a long time coming!

What did the Ancients ever do for us? Probably freed us of a lot of our sexual hang-ups even though they still surface from time to time, threatening to swamp us all, even those of us who don't really get up to very much.

In the Greco-Roman world sex was bountiful according to a website - adult friend finder - that probes the fascinating but all too real world of the Escort Industry from the perspective of female escorts, male escorts and those who have use for their services.

The Greeks apparently, had no term for homosexuality, the practice being so widespread, especially in times of war - possibly given rise to the term 'make love, not war', we don't know that. What we do know is that the Ancients did a lot of both.

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Homophobia and Christian Conservatism

Anyone else noticed how hot this propaganda this is and how it makes you want to do exactly the thing it is trying to combat? Personally speaking, I'm off to the shower.

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"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)

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