Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Making the Yuletide Gay

Gay Christmas! What would Jesus say? Well, he was raised by two fathers! Here at Gay Fantasia, we will not deviate from our goal of making the Yuletide gay, in the face of whatever objections may come from those who insist on treating it as a solemn, religious occasion.



Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween

So, you're not afraid of a little cock are you? Think you're man enough to handle it? Not going to get all scared and chicken out, eh?

Halloween is that time of the year when all of the little monsters that we keep inside of us, like to poke their heads out and say, Boo! Gay demons right you are.



Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Men in Love (being alone together)

 

photo by naive paintings via PhotoRee

'Thus Embrace' by Tziu
'Thus Embrace' by Tziu

Two of them - Foto Giovanni Dall'Orto18-08-2002
Due di loro - Foto di Giovanni Dall'Orto, 18-8-2002
Source: By Giovanni Dall'Orto (Own work) [Attribution], via Wikimedia Common

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Monday, May 13, 2013

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

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