Wednesday, June 6, 2012

A Rough Guide to Being Gay

You're going to hell for it so you might as well get the best out of it. And you can forget about any notion of a reprieve. God sees everything, including what you do in the privacy of your own home. He's probably getting off on it in fact. Someone's got an eye for you!

Whether your in it for the long haul, or just a tourist you will find this presentation has answers to most of your questions. At very least you will learn the lingua franca. You might even find yourself talking like a gay by the end of it. Don't be surprised if your friends start finding you irritating though. That's just all part of being gay.


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Quotes

"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)

"If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!" - Anonymous