Monday, December 24, 2012

The Night Before Christmas

Please resist the temptation to open your presents early. 



Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Reflections on Homophobia

The hopelessly confused world of the homophobe is revealed here in all its glory. 




Monday, December 3, 2012

Counting Down to Christmas - Ho Ho Ho!

It's that time of year again. He's making a list, he's checking it twice, if you don't get something naughty, you might get something nice. 

Christmas Sexy Graphics

Christmas Sexy Graphics


Christmas Sexy Graphics

Saturday, December 1, 2012

For Your Daily Fix of Facebook Status Updates

Tired of reading your lame friends' boring, whingey status updates on Facebook? Who cares what they had for breakfast or the latest picture of their cat uploaded from their iPhone? Ever wish you were in daily contact with people who can post brilliantly clever or exceptionally witty observations and insights along the lines of:
is as bored as a gay guy in a lesbian night club
All the hot guys are jerks, all the nice guys are ugly, and all the cute guys are gay…how is a girl to go on with life? 
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
Marriage is a civilized form of sexual life
True love is not the one that withstands years of separation, but years of relationship
There are three things women will never understand; Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood

Here's one we thought was quite saucy though you might want to avert your eyes now if you're under age, sensitive or unlikely to get the joke:
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

Here's another one that we quite liked, although it would work a lot better were it not for the fact that Gloria Gaynor was still alive the last time we googled her:
I woke last night to find the Ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed, At first I was Afraid I was petrified.

But enough silliness. We shall finish on this topic with some words of wisdom and sound advice to take with you:
Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference between you

Facebook Status Base is the device that helps you find all that is funny, hilarious, clever or simply apt on the world's most popular social networking site. Don't believe us? Watch this post. A new status should appear here every day, automatically, without us having to lift a finger. Now isn't that clever? Not to mention thoughtful and considerate.


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Quotes

"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)

"If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!" - Anonymous