Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Gay Porn! That can only lead to something.

Describing itself as "the best place to buy gay movie and gay sex toys online" Adult Gay DVD Pacific offers the lot when it comes to hot wanking fun of the gay variety - or teenagers looking to teach a lesson to their ultra-conservative parents the next time they go poking their nose where it does not belong.

Over 16,000 gay porn movies are available to choose from this adult DVD shop, all starring handsome and fantastic performers - because let's face it, gay porn isn't really the place for fat ugly blokes, is it? The all-round gay adult movies collection offers what they call "high quality gay adult films", starring gay porn stars and fresh newcomers. They carry titles from every gay video studio including: Avalon Enterprises, Pacific Sun, Private, Third World Media, Evil Angel, Caballero, Channel 69, Gentleman's Video but not the Disney Channel for some reason, or the people responsible for Twilight!

Their catalogue is updated every day and no matter what type of action you are looking for, Adult Gay DVD Pacific claims to have it. Their popular gay DVD genres include: anal, bareback, amateur, gangbang. Eeuh! Do people actually do that kinda stuff? That is so gross and what's it like? - Editor.

Other genres available in just one click include: bodybuilders, classic gay porn, gay athletes and sport, interracial, masturbation, military, oral, hardcore, twinks, virtual sex, large penis, blow job, gay movie TGP, Latin, Brazilian gay and many others. Wow! There's so much we didn't know about gay porn - and gay sex for that matter. - Editor.

In addition to cheap gay porn, they also carry "all the gay sex toys you need" - cock rings, butt plugs, anal lubes, dildos for men, anal beads, vibrators and gay love kits - though let's be honest: you don't particularly need any of these; do you? It's not like it's going to be essential for survival in our post-modern, post-Apocalyptic future where everything will resemble something from a Mel Gibson film.

They guarantee safe, secure shopping and superior customer service with free shipping for orders over $30 (domestic - presumably the USA), cheap worldwide shipping and discreet service! Having said all that, can you just imagine yourself ringing up the consumer watchdog authority to complain about not getting enough bang for your buck with that last consignment of gay porn? If that is the kind of weirdo that you are, you're not just Out, you're far-out man! Peace!


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Quotes

"In the future, there won't be gay people or straight people, there will just be a bunch of wankers." - from Trainspotting (the movie because we haven't read the book)

"If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!" - Anonymous